{"id":3065,"date":"2017-01-23T10:00:49","date_gmt":"2017-01-23T10:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/?p=3065"},"modified":"2017-01-23T10:00:49","modified_gmt":"2017-01-23T10:00:49","slug":"two-left-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/blog\/lifestyle-self-improvement\/two-left-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Left Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2016\/12\/iStock-145911090.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3066\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2016\/12\/iStock-145911090-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"Sexy Stilettos: black patent leather\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3066\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ever heard the expression, \u201cI have two left feet \u2013 I can\u2019t possibly dance\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s said widely as a response when a person faces the prospect of dance lessons doesn\u2019t really want to give it a try. Simple answer \u2013 <em>two left feet, I can\u2019t dance.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s sort of silly, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, let\u2019s take it from a literal perspective. Of course you don\u2019t have <strong>two left feet<\/strong>. Not possible! There\u2019s a right, and a left, just as every person has. The miracle of the human body. The shoes fit as they should, and the pair of feet is truly a pair on which we support our entire existence.<\/p>\n<p>(If you really do have two left feet, you could make a lot of money exhibiting this anomaly around the world!!)<\/p>\n<p>Now metaphorically, ok, perhaps you believe you\u2019re clumsy. You trip a lot. You\u2019re the person who stumbles and falls, who moves about in a silly fashion.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve never felt graceful.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so what?<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s one story you\u2019ve chosen to live. Does it serve you? Is it truly how you want to see yourself?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2016\/12\/iStock-185922164.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3067\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2016\/12\/iStock-185922164-300x227.jpg\" alt=\"Welcome, inscription in chalk\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3067\" \/><\/a>My guess is no.<\/p>\n<p>And if I\u2019m right, then it\u2019s time to write a new story.<\/p>\n<p>The truth is, no one is born as a dancing guru. No one flits about like Fred Astaire without lessons and practice and more practice.<\/p>\n<p>Two left feet.<\/p>\n<p>Humph.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t buy it.<\/p>\n<p>What other excuse have you got?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever heard the expression, \u201cI have two left feet \u2013 I can\u2019t possibly dance\u201d? It\u2019s said widely as a response when a person faces the prospect of dance lessons doesn\u2019t really want to give it a try. Simple answer \u2013 two left feet, I can\u2019t dance. It\u2019s sort of silly, isn\u2019t it? I mean, let\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lifestyle-self-improvement"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fredastaire.com\/bloomfield-hills\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}